just back from my big adventure! first i pooped! then i had something sticking out of my butt and the one human had to pulls it out and then both were disgusted. then walked to town where the humans got ice creams. then the one human sat on a bench while i took a big pee. then i got some ice creams!!! then i mades a new friend – we exchanged pleasantries by sniffing each other’s butts and privates. then i remembered i can sniffs my own privates, so i walked home. nows it’s bed time. i’m trying to hide, but the humans are gonna get me anyways. 😦
via Lucy the Bulldog.